Boys & Girls


BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.


[tags]boys, girls, story, jokes, no idea[/tags]


Orang Bidayuh. Love Coding, Love Design, Love Bass, Love Music, Love God, Love People. Arsenal, Portugal & Ngap Sayot Fan.


  1. AHAHHA! good one
    Esp the part between sharon n tracy…lol
    and this…
    ‘GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me…’

    damn funny :-0

    [Me : Did your BF ever ask u that question?]

  2. hehe.. guilty as charge. But he’s not that creative to answer it back like dat (-_-“)
    Have u ever melawak like dat to ur gf?..(still smiling eventho am reading it for the 2nd time..)

    [Me : Me? Lupa lah. πŸ˜› Nway, u can try that to him.]

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