SMS of the YEAR

This morning i received 5 missed call from an unknown number. I was on my scooter to work that time, so i could not answer the call.

30 minutes after i reached office. Beeeepp! (sms tone) and I got this from the same number..

I ignored for a while before i replied..

Not long after that another sms coming in, with extra “Spicy” flavour.

Bangang.. Stupid and whatsoever.. (i’m not going to translate, no mood..)

I was sooo madddd.. so i decided to dial the number..

a little kid answered the call.. “Hello”

Me   : Hello.. panggil mak
Kid  : Hello siapa ni? Ayah?
Me   : Panggil mak cepat..
Kid  : Siapa ni?
Me   : Adik, panggil mak.
Kid  : Ni siapa?
Me  : Panggil Mak! (with extra high voltage)
Kid  : (called her mum.. “ibu! ada orang nak cakap”)

Then a lady pick up the phone..

Lady : Hello!
Me    : Hello akak, kenapa sms macam tu.. saya dah cakap salah nombor, kan?
Lady : Ini bukan 014 ke?
Me    : Bukan… nombor saya 016
Lady : Yeke?
Me    : Iye… 016.. Nombor saya 016
Lady  : Nanti kejap saya check..

Hang up.

Few minutes later i called that lady again..

She rejected my call for few times. Huh. Then I SMS..

No reply.

But about half an hour later…

My goodness.. This is too MUCH! You must be kidding me. I said WRONG NUMBERRRRRR!

[tags]wrong number, sms, roti canai, tose, husband,wife, sick[/tags]


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  1. ROFL. Much to your annoyance, i can imagine, during that time, looking back, this must’ve been a funny episode. How clueless are the people on the other end. You should’ve texted ‘nombor suami sendiri pun tak tau ke?’.


    [Me : Yala… I should have replied that.. “nombor suami sendiri pun tak tau ker?”. But I afraid, the episode of the story never ending..]

  2. LOL….damn luckily…. Can’t you just ignore them? She should call her husband instead of sms-ing.

    [Me : Ya, I should have ignored her. Haha!]

  3. I would have ignored the first SMS but your story is just too funny… hahaha 😀

    [Me : So weird lar for me. Calling the husband bangang.. and stupid summore. Heh!]

  4. haha..lawak chip…

    [Me : Boleh tahan juak laa..]

  5. tu tandanya.. Tuhan suruh ko kawin cepat.. muahahahaha

    [Me : Nak buat camna.. ataupun aku kena bukak bisness jual tosei, roti canai dan roti telur.]

  6. lagu for that day; Pagi Yang Gelap, now have a different meaning =D

    [Me: Made my day. Really. :P]

  7. Is this for real ka dude? Silly naa juak org yaa… I think u salah bawa hantu kuning kot… Abang nanti blk beli roti canai telur dan tosai ini jim perut suruh…..memang sms of the year…worth ignored jak cip… I faced this kind of situation before, but yours is the ultimate hilarious!

    [Me : Yo jim! Yeah.. based on the true story. Serious stuff, dude!]

  8. alamak dear! baru baca…no wonder mood hangat je! ahahahhaa…thou the wife is rude, anak dea mendengar kata jugak…eh, u sure u r not the hubby?

    ewah ewahhhh…..

    [Me: Hey, of course i’m not the husband! 😛 ]

  9. salam singgah..
    lahaiii ada jugak ek manusia jenis ni kat dunia nie?
    rasanya stkat hidup myusahkan org mati lg baik kot huhuhu
    xbau syurga tau kalo derhaka kat suami..

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